A New Year, A New You
A new year, a new day
A new you, a new way
Oh the changes you can make
Oh the changes you can fake
Go on, read all the books
While you’re trying on a new outlook
Don’t forget to start an exercise habit
Definitely eat just like a rabbit
Make sure you try your very best
But be sure to never take a rest
And always plaster on a smile
As you choke down pent up bile
Always show your gratitude
While you’re at it give more platitudes
Never ever show that anger
Well, maybe to an unsuspecting stranger
Please take all the time you need
Take a moment to plant a seed
But don’t you dare take too long
And don’t admit you did something wrong
While you do all this improving
Make sure others are approving
Of who you are attempting to be
While they are around to see
But whatever it is you do
Don’t try on another’s shoes
Don’t try to see through their eyes
You might get a scare or a surprise
Do all this and you’ll be done
Probably just after you’ve begun
To change who you were before
Into someone you might adore
A new year, same old you
A new day and still no clue
Oh the changes you will fake
Oh the changes you won’t make